Hmmmmm, what to blog about now?
I’m revamping this old post for Dude Write 7 Deadly Sins. You should check it out. I figured that I have tons of sin in my blog already, but this was my first post that dealt with religion, and my...
View ArticleCopperfield’s
A friend wanted some Copperfield’s stories, so I shall regale you with the story of my nineteenth birthday, but first I’ll let the uninformed know about the phenomenon that was Copperfield’s. Every...
View ArticlePraise Jesus
Quite a bit of cursing in this one. Just saying. Or is it jus’ sayin’? Oh fuck, who really cares, anyhow? So, for those of you that don’t follow comic books, let me fill you in on something… I don’t...
View ArticleI Don’t Have A Cat (A story of stolen innocence)
I’m going to keep this post clean, even though I’m writing it in anger and fear, and all I want to do is say the crudest words I can think of while punching someone’s face off. The reason I’m not going...
View ArticleI Got Banned From Coaching Little League
I’m linking this post up for the challenge grid at Yeah Write. Come and check out some of the talented writers over there. You shan’t be disappointed. How Scooter’s cousin, Handsome Bastard and I...
View ArticleGod Is Great, Grief Is Good, And Injuns Are Crazy
I’ve had a lot of things on my mind since last week. Newtown was one of them. Yep, I’m taking the cheap post. I told myself that I wasn’t going to glorify it by even mentioning the occurrence, but it...
View ArticleStanding Up For What’s Right
I’m bypassing the post about how I was depressed and didn’t realise it. It’s not that I don’t think it’s worth talking about, because it is, but this just happened tonight, so it’s still fresh. I...
View ArticleKoala Kid Review – It Ain’t Pretty
Last week I did a giveaway for a couple of copies of this movie. I hadn’t received my review copy, so I was just giving them away blindly. I have since gotten a hold of a copy and watched it. I’m...
View ArticleHomophobic News Media In Canada?
What is going on over there in Oshawa? I was writing away at a very thought provoking, inspirational post that I was going to put up in the morning, and then I made the mistake of looking at Facebook....
View ArticleTrampling A Woman’s Rights
I don’t know how many of you were here back then, but I once wrote a story about a degenerate publisher that runs a fake paper in Oshawa. It was about his, and his reporter Bill Steele’s*, homophobic...
View ArticleSomeone Was Wrong On The Internet
It’s something that Mrs Birdman dedicated to me one day. A cartoon. Apparently it’s my thing. Anyhow, because it is so sweltering hot at my desk, I postponed finishing the Darien Lake post to do this,...
View ArticleFurry Fandom?
So I went back and read the old post, How To Properly Shag A Sheep today. I still get a kick out of it, and the fact that roughly thirty people a day, every day read that post. It’s the … Continue...
View ArticleWhen Is It Okay?
Last night I finished my long day of Ingress and met some of the players for a bite to eat and a drink. While I was there, I heard a guy allude to wanting a certain sex act with our … Continue reading →
View ArticleSwitching To Green???
Anyone who isn’t interested in reading a very long post about Ingress and some sociopathic behaviour should back out now. I’m serious, it’s almost 3000 words of nerdiness. I don’t think it’s a secret...
View ArticleSANT0RI 001 – That Was Quick
So, I posted last night and this afternoon I get accused of cheating with my wife’s account again. So I went to pick up my wife from where she was walking, so I could take her out for lunch. I …...
View ArticleSumofus.org And All The Rapist Pilots At WestJet
You can install the sarcasm font on that title and most of my words in this post. Maybe. I recently received an email from Emma Pullman at SumOfUs.org. This is how it started: Holy shit! That’s...
View ArticleSantori 004 – I Guess It Was Too Quiet On Comms
I guess I should have put the initial post in, so people aren’t asking WTF they are reading. It’s HERE! Yeah, from the look of it he got bored again. Don’t get me wrong, he’s been yapping away on it,...
View ArticleGene Simmons, Prince, And Media Bullshit
First off, I understand that I am media. I just don’t really count my thirty eight subscribers as a media audience to be reckoned with. For the record, you could be number thirty nine if you click the...
View ArticleWhat’s The Difference Between SANT0RI And A Puppy?
Seriously though, that’s an old joke about truck drivers and probably everyone else that has pissed their boss off at one time or another. Answer: A puppy quits whining after six months. This showed up...
View ArticleLife Is Good. For Me.
Don’t you think? Sure, sometimes things happen that make you get all mopey and shit, but all in all, I would say that I have been dealt a pretty decent hand. I have a wife that I not only love, …...
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